FAMILY GUY

SERIES DESCRIPTION:

Peter Griffin is the father of this not-quite-so-average family unit of middle class New Englanders. Lois is Peter's loving wife who struggles to maintain a modicum of normalcy in their home life. Rounding out the Griffin household are their children: teen queen Meg, 13-year-old slacker Chris, and their youngest child Stewie, a diabolically clever baby who's already set on conquering the world. And then there's Brian, the brainiest of the bunch, who also happens to be the family dog.

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Season 1

DEATH HAS A SHADOW (PILOT) - 1ACX01 - 1999 - When big, loveable family man Peter Griffin loses his job, he applies for welfare. But when an accounting error nets him a fortune in weekly payments, Peter decides to spend the money instead of correcting the mistake.

I NEVER MET THE DEAD MAN - 1ACX02 - 1999 - Peter decides to spend more time with his family after he accidentally destroys the city’s television transmitter.

MIND OVER MURDER - 1ACX03 - 1999 -When Peter turns the basement into a bar, Lois becomes a popular torch singer; and Stewie begins teething, and builds a time machine.

CHITTY CHITTY BANG DEATH - 1ACX04 - 1999 - Lois throws Stewie a first birthday party, and is heartbroken when she finds out Peter let Meg attend another party the same day. Language(s): Latin Spanish

A HERO SITS NEXT DOOR - 1ACX05 - 1999 - Peter's jealous when his family dotes on their new, heroic wheelchair-bound neighbor, and he's determined to do something heroic to get their love back. Language(s): Latin Spanish

SON ALSO DRAWS, THE - 1ACX06 - 1999 -Chris wants to quit the Scouts, but is afraid of disappointing Peter; Lois becomes addicted to gambling; and Peter goes on a vision quest.

BRIAN: PORTRAIT OF A DOG - 1ACX07 - 1999 - Brian, tired of being treated like a second-class citizen by Peter, runs away; and he ends up in the pound, fighting for his civil liberties.

PETER, PETER, CAVIAR EATER - 1ACX08 - 1999 - The Griffins rub elbows with the elite when Lois’ dead aunt wills the family her mansion.

RUNNING MATES - 1ACX09 - 2000 - Peter and Lois become political opponents in their bid to become the new school board president.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT PAULIE - 1ACX10 - 2000 - Peter’s new mobster friend puts a contract out on Lois’ life.

HOLY CRAP! - 1ACX11 - 1999 - Peter enlists the aid of the Pope in his quest to bond with his devoutly religious father.

IF A'M DYIN', I'M LYIN' - 1ACX12 - 1999 - Peter's "little white lie" about Chris having done his homework snowballs into even bigger lies…until Peter is worshipped as a God. Language(s): Latin Spanish

LOVE THY TROPHY - 1ACX13 - 2000 - A war over a parade trophy erupts between the Griffins and their neighbors; social workers place Stewie in a foster home.

DEATH IS A BITCH - 1ACX14 - 2000 - Peter fakes his death to avoid paying his doctor bill, so Death pays him a visit; while chasing Peter, Death twists his ankle; and as he recuperates at the Griffin house, everyone on earth becomes immortal.

"THE KING" IS DEAD - 1ACX15 - 2000 - Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Players, and decides to put on The King and I; but Peter takes over the production, and turns it into a sleazy story about a kung-fu fighting robot named Anna.

Cast: the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Season 2

BRIAN IN LOVE - 2ACX01 - 2000 - Brian believes his incontinence is linked to romantic feelings for Lois.

I AM PETER, HEAR ME ROAR - 2ACX02 - 2000 - Peter gets in touch with his feminine side after a female co-worker sues him for sexual harassment.

VERY SPECIAL FAMILY GUY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS, A - 2ACX03 - 2000 - The Griffins have a Merry Christmas even though Lois and her carefully laid holiday plans fall apart; Stewie is convinced there really is a Santa Claus.

LET'S GO TO THE HOP - 2ACX04 - 2000 - Peter masquerades as a student in his attempt to eradicate a "drug" problem at Meg's school.

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A WEINSTEIN - 2ACX05 - 2000 The day Peter buys volcano insurance is the day Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems; when Peter wishes for a Jewish 'finance wizard' to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue; and after seeing Max in action, Peter pushes for Chris to convert to Judaism.

DA BOOM - 2ACX06 - 2000 - Peter creates his version of the perfect society after the world is destroyed in a Y2K apocalypse. Language(s): Latin Spanish

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND BUCKS - 2ACX07 - 2000 - The Griffins travel to New York city when Chris's talent as a painter catches the eye of an art gallery owner.

FIFTEEN MINUTES OF SHAME - 2ACX08 - 2000 - When the Griffins become a big hit on a daytime talk show, television executives offer them their own series.

DAMMIT JANET! - 2ACX09 - 2000 - Stewie falls head over heels for a girl at a day-care center; Peter convinces Lois to become a stewardess so he can travel free of charge. Language(s): Latin Spanish

HE'S TOO SEXY FOR HIS FAT - 2ACX10 - 2000 - As Chris attempts to lose weight, Peter alters his own looks via liposuction and extensive plastic surgery. Language(s): Latin Spanish

MR. GRIFFIN GOES TO WASHINGTON - 2ACX11 - 2000 - When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter becomes a Washington lobbyist...and his Congressional testimony causes the company to suffer a huge fine.

ROAD TO RHODE ISLAND - 2ACX12 - 2000 - Mourning the loss of his mother, Brian accompanies Stewie on a journey back to Quahog after the pair lose their airplane tickets. Meanwhile, Lois turns to a relationship video in hopes of improving her marriage.

E PETERBUS UNUM - 2ACX13 - 2000 - After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

STORY ON PAGE ONE, THE - 2ACX14 - 2000 - Meg attempts to interview town mayor Adam West, but thanks to Peter's meddling, ends up "outing " actor Luke Perry instead..

WASTED TALENT - 2ACX15 - 2000 - Lois discovers that Peter possesses incredible musical skills at the piano…but only when he is drunk.

FORE FATHER - 2ACX16 - 2000 - When Chris constantly fails at every task he is given, and shows no interest in becoming an adult, Peter becomes intent on rectifying his failings as a father; he gets Chris a job at a driving range; but rather than follow through with Chris, he switches his focus to Cleveland Jr., whom he thinks has a shot at going pro.

THIN WHITE LINE, THE - 2ACX17 - 2000 - While working for the police in narcotics, Brian becomes addicted to cocaine.

LETHAL WEAPONS - 2ACX18 - 2000 - Lois takes up the martial art Tae-Jitsu and chases away New York tourists - the Griffin family learns how to love/hate each other better.

ONE IF BY CLAM, TWO IF BY SEA - 2ACX19 - 2000 - After the Drunken Clam is destroyed by fire, Peter and friends are framed as the arsonists; Stewie plays Henry Higgins to his new neighbor Eliza.

BRIAN DOES HOLLYWOOD - 2ACX20 - 2000 - Brian moves to Los Angeles to make it as a writer but instead ends up directing pornographic films.

DEATH LIVES - 2ACX21 - 2000 - After a near death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

AND THE WEINER IS... - 2ACX22 - 2000 - Chris teaches Peter the true meaning of penis envy; after suffering outrageous humiliations, Meg gets revenge on the popular crowd.

Cast: the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Season 3

EMISSION IMPOSSIBLE - 3ACX01 - 2001 - When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception.

KISS SEEN 'ROUND THE WORLD - 3ACX02 - 2001 - Meg and Neil intern at a TV station; Stewie loses his new tricycle to a bully.

BRIAN WALLOWS AND PETER'S SWALLOWS - 3ACX03 - 2002 - Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter ’s beard becomes a home for birds.

MR. SATURDAY KNIGHT - 3ACX04 - 2001 - Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

FISH OUT OF WATER, A - 3ACX05 - 2001 - Peter becomes a commercial fisherman and almost kills a popular myth; Lois teaches Meg how to let loose at Spring Break.

PETER GRIFFIN: HUSBAND, FATHER, BROTHER? - 3ACX06 - 2001 - Peter discovers he has a black ancestor; Stewie tries to learn cheerleaders ' power to entrance. Language(s): Latin Spanish

READY, WILLING & DISABLED - 3ACX07 - 2001 - After Joe fails to make an arrest because of his physical limitations, Peter helps him rebuild his self-esteem by talking him into entering the decathlon at the "Special People's Games." Language(s): Latin Spanish

SCREWED THE POOCH - 3ACX08 - 2001 - Brian gets an urge to have sex, and finally chases down the champion greyhound owned by Peter's rich and snooty father-in-law. Language(s): Latin Spanish

TO LOVE AND DIE IN DIXIE - 3ACX09 - 2001 - The Griffins, forced into the witness protection program, move to a backwoods southern town. Language(s): Latin Spanish

STUCK TOGETHER, TORN APART - 3ACX10 - 2001 - Peter's jealousy forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together. Language(s): Latin Spanish

FROM METHOD TO MADNESS - 3ACX11 - 2002 - Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

FAMILY GUY, VIEWER MAIL #1 - 3ACX12 - 2001 - Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain super powers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals." Language(s): Latin Spanish

ROAD TO EUROPE - 3ACX13 - 2002 - Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

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Season 4

NORTH BY NORTH QUAHOG - 4ACX01 - 2004 - Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon, and end up battling Mel Gibson; and Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris after he's accused of drinking alcohol at a school dance.

FAST TIMES AT BUDDY CIANCI JR. HIGH - 4ACX02 - 2004 - Lois thinks Chris murdered his substitute-teacher's husband; and Brian teaches remedial English to a group of tough kids.

DON'T MAKE ME OVER - 4ACX03 - 2004 - After Meg gets a makeover, the family becomes a new singing sensation - a la The Brady Bunch - which climaxes with an appearance on Saturday Night Live.

BLIND AMBITION - 4ACX04 - 2004 - Quagmire is arrested after he gets caught peeping into women's restroom stalls; and Peter goes blind after he ingests too many coins.

STEWIE B. GOODE - 4ACX05 - 2005 - Stewie vows to change his evil ways after he has a near-death experience; and Peter gets to air his gripes on the local news.

BANGO WAS HIS NAME OH! - 4ACX06 - 2005 - Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco, to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.

STU & STEWIE'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE - 4ACX07 - 05 - Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable, so he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.

CLEVELAND-LORETTA QUAGMIRE, THE - 4ACX08 - 2004 - After Peter discovers that Quagmire and Loretta are having an affair, he tries to rejuvenate Cleveland's manliness.

PETARDED - 4ACX09 - 2004 - Peter ends up losing the kids to Child Services after he's diagnosed as being mentally challenged.

BRIAN THE BACHELOR - 4ACX10 - 2004 - Brian and Quagmire become finalists on the reality show The Bachelorette; and Chris befriends his talking zit.

8 SIMPLE RULES FOR BUYING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER - 4ACX11 - 2004 - In order to get out of an outstanding debt, Peter drafts a contract that sells Meg to Mort's son Neil.

BREAKING OUT IS HARD TO DO - 4ACX12 - 2004 - Lois breaks out of prison after she's arrested for stealing, forcing the family to take refuge in Quahog's Asiantown.

MODEL MISBEHAVIOR - 4ACX13 -2004 - Peter puts his foot down after Lois begins a modeling career; and Stewie talks Brian into joining a pyramid scheme

PETER'S GOT WOODS - 4ACX14 - 2005 - A jealous Peter befriends actor James Woods after Brian falls for an attractive African-American teacher.

PERFECT CASTAWAY, THE - 4ACX15 - 2005 - Peter and his friends are shipwrecked on an island and given up for dead; when Peter returns home he discovers that Lois and Brian have gotten married.

JUNGLE LOVE - 4ACX16 - 2005 - After being subjected to the tortures of the "freshman hunt" at school, Chris decides to join the Peace Corps… and soon finds himself married to a tribal chieftain's daughter.

PTV - 4ACX17 - 2005 - Peter starts his own television station after the FCC overreacts to an incident on the Emmy Awards, and begins censoring Quahog's television broadcasts.

BRIAN GOES BACK TO COLLEGE (AND STEWIE GOES WITH HIM FOR OBVIOUS COMEDY REASONS) - 4ACX18 - 2005 - Brian goes back to college to get his degree; and Peter and his friends form their own version of The A-Team.

COURTSHIP OF STEWIE'S FATHER, THE - 4ACX19 - 2005 - Peter tries to bond with Stewie by taking him to Disney World; Peter brown-noses his boss; and Herbert gets Chris to repay a debt by having him do chores around the house.

FAT GUY STRANGLER, THE - 4ACX20 - 2005 - Peter creates an organization for overweight people; and Lois discovers she has a homicidal brother who preys on the obese.

BRIAN SINGS AND SWINGS - 4ACX21 - 2005 - After Peter hits Brian with his car, Brian grows depressed… until he appears on stage with Frank Sinatra Jr.; and Meg tells everyone she's a lesbian so she'll fit in with her new friends.

FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY FONZ, THE - 4ACX22 - 2005 - When his devout Catholic father comes to the house for a visit, Peter decides to form his own religion… and begins worshiping The Fonz from Happy Days.

I TAKE THEE, QUAGMIRE - 4ACX23 - 2005 - When Peter goes on a Wheel of Fortune and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

SIBLING RIVALRY - 4ACX24 - 2005 - A pregnancy scare forces Peter to undergo a vasectomy, but not before wreaking havoc at a sperm bank.

PATRIOT GAMES - 4ACX25 - 2005 - While attending his high-school reunion Peter befriends Tom Brady, who makes him a member of the New England Patriots; but later Peter is traded to a team called the London Silly Nannies.

DEEP THROATS - 4ACX26 - 2005 - Brian and Stewie go undercover in order to expose the mayor as corrupt after Meg gets a job as intern in his office; and Peter and Lois revert to their old habits from the 60's after entering a local talent show.

PETEROTICA - 4ACX27 - 2005 - Peter becomes a best-selling erotic novelist; Carter's life is ruined when he is sued for publishing Peter's books on tape; and Stewie trains for the Olympics.

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE... UH... GUY WHO RECEIVES - 4ACX28 - 2005 - Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to visit, and announces he's marrying his partner at the Griffin's house; Mayor Adam West bans gay marriage, which forces Brian to take drastic action; and Chris joins the Young Republicans to impress a girl.

PETERGEIST - 4ACX29 - 2005 - When Joe builds a home theatre, Peter decides to build a multiplex in his backyard; while digging Peter disturbs the remains of a sacred Indian burial ground, which causes a poltergeist to invade the house and suck Stewie into the TV.

GRIFFIN FAMILY HISTORY, THE - 4ACX30 - 2005 - When burglars break into the Griffin house, Peter takes the family into the "panic room," where they become trapped without food or water; with death eminent, Peter tells his family the epic story of the Griffin family history.

UNTITLED - 4ACX31 - 2006 - Peter feels abandoned when his mother gets a divorce… until he sees a father figure in her new boyfriend, Tom Tucker; and Brian gets his own highbrow radio show until Stewie exposes him to the thrill of being a shock jock.

STEWIE LOVES LOIS - 4ACX32 - 2006 - After his first prostate exam Peter's convinced he's been sexually violated, and sues the doctor; Lois saves Stewie's stuffed bear, and in return receives Stewie's undying love and devotion: a fate worse than death.

HELL COMES TO QUAHOG - 4ACX33 - 2006 - After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Super Store USA; but when the corporate giant sucks up all the city's electricity, Brian and Stewie must team up to save the town from sweltering.

SAVING PRIVATE BRIAN - 4ACX34 - 2006 - When Army recruiters show up at Chris' high school, Brian drags Stewie to recruiting headquarters to complain; Stewie signs himself and Brian up, and they get shipped to Iraq where; they do everything they can to get discharged; and Marilyn Manson inspires Chris to join a goth band.

WHISTLE WHILE YOUR WIFE WORKS - 4ACX35 - 2006 - When Peter blows off his fingers in a fireworks accident, he corrals Lois into helping him out at work, which arouses his animal instincts; and Brian succumbs to dating a beautiful but dimwitted girl, much to Stewie's delight.

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Season 5

PRICK UP YOUR EARS - 5ACX01 -2006 - Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but is fired for discussing condoms; a conservative minister takes over the class and preaches abstinence, which sends the kids looking for loophole; and Stewie plots to trap and kill the Tooth Fairy. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

CHICK CANCER - 5ACX02 - 2006 - Stewie marries his old flame Olivia, but her juice "drinking problem" and his bad attitude quickly put their marriage on the rocks; and after Peter watches his first "chick flick," he's so enamored that he makes a woman's movie of his own… a really bad one. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

BARELY LEGAL - 5ACX03 - 2006 - Due to a sudden shortage of police officers in Quahog, Joe is forced to recruit Peter and his buddies into the Police Academy; and Brian feels sorry for Meg when she can't get a prom date so he agrees to take her, resulting in a "fatal attraction" type crush of the most inappropriate kind. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

ROAD TO RUPERT - 5ACX04 -2007 - At the Griffins' yard sale, Brain mistakenly sells Rupert, sending he and Stewie on a cross-country journey to rescue him; then, after a nasty car crash, Peter loses his license and is forced to let Meg be his personal driver; and a surprising father/daughter bond is born. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

PETER'S TWO DADS - 5ACX05 - 2007 - After Peter accidentally kills his father, he learns that his real father lives in Ireland; Peter and Brian fly to the Emerald Isle to discover that his dad is the town drunk; Stewie will do anything to get spanked after discovering it's the most exciting thing he's ever experienced. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

TAN AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU, THE - 5ACX06 - 2007 - Peter discovers the thrill of being the neighborhood bully but it may cost him the love of his family and friends; Stewie gets addicted to tanning but his life as a bronze Adonis may be cut short by a life-threatening sunburn. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

BILL AND PETER'S BOGUS JOURNEY - 5ACX07 - 2007 - Lois insists that Brian learn to use the toilet so he enlists Stewie as his toilet trainer; Peter feels he's gotten to old to enjoy life until former President Clinton shows him you're only as old as you're willing to act. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

AIRPORT '07 - 5ACX08 - 2007 - After seeing "The Redneck Comedy Tour" Peter becomes enamored with the redneck lifestyle; Quagmire makes life unbearable for the Griffins when he moves in with them after Peter causes him to lose his job. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

NO MEALS ON WHEELS - 5ACX09 - 2007 - When Peter comes into some money he decides to fulfill his life's dream, and open a restaurant; but when the restaurant becomes the new hangout for Joe and all his handicapped friends, Peter attempts to change the clientele… which proves harder than he predicted. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

BOYS DO CRY - 5ACX10 - 2007 - The family is forced to flee to Texas when their congregation believes Stewie is possessed by the devil; Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant; and Chris and Meg sneak into President Bush's house to steal his underwear. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

NO CHRIS LEFT BEHIND- 5ACX11 - 2007 - When Chris is expelled from school, he's sent to the fancy boarding school that Lois' grandfather attended… but he doesn't quite fit in; and the Giant Chicken returns for Peter, and they wreak havoc in the longest animated battle in the history of television. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

IT TAKES A VILLAGE IDIOT (AND I MARRIED ONE) - 5ACX12 - 2007 - When the local oil refinery dumps toxic waste into Lake Quahog, Lois is compelled to run for mayor; she finds that absolute power corrupts absolutely; and Peter enjoys the perks of being the "First Lady" of Quahog. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

MEET THE QUAGMIRE'S - 5ACX13 - 2007 - Death grants Peter's wish to travel back in time to before he was married, where he breaks a date with Lois to party with Molly Ringwald; but when he returns to the present he discovers to his horror that Molly Ringwald is his wife, and Lois is married to Quagmire. Language(s) Available: Latin Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese

MOVIN' OUT (BRIAN'S SONG) - 5ACX14 - 2007 - Peter convinces Brian to get serious with his girlfriend, so Brian and Jillian get their own place; and when Stewie has to move in to help pay the rent, the relationship is strained to the breaking point.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT JOE'S WALKING ON AIR - 5ACX15 - 2007 - Joe's thrilled after leg-transplant surgery, but drives the guys to exhaustion doing all the things he couldn't do before; and when the guys can't keep up he drops them for new, more athletic friends.

BLUE HARVEST - PART 1 - 5ACX16 - 2007 - When the power goes out Peter decides to entertain the family with his version of the Star Wars saga starring Chris as a whining Luke Skywalker and Peter as an extra large but heroic Han Solo.

STEWIE KILLS LOIS (PART 1) - 5ACX17 - 2007 - Lois and Peter go on a cruise without the family; upset with Lois, Stewie vows his revenge; and when Brian challenges him to follow through, Stewie intercepts the ship.

LOIS KILLS STEWIE (PART 2) - 5ACX18 - 2007 - Lois returns miraculously from the dead, charging Stewie with attempted murder; Stewie flees the family, forcing Brian to drive him to CIA headquarters; and there he carries out his plan for world domination.

MCSTROKE - 5ACX19 - 2007 - Peter grows a mustache and gets free burgers for life for saving the owner of McBurgertown; after eating thirty he has a stroke and sues the company; Stewie becomes the coolest kid in high school.

PADRE DE FAMILIA - 5ACX20 - 2007 - Feeling patriotic after a Veteran's Day parade, Peter campaigns against illegal immigrants; but he quickly changes his tune when he discovers he was born in Mexico, and is an illegal immigrant himself.

PETER'S DAUGHTER - 5ACX21 - 2007 - When a flood hits town, Meg ends up in a coma, and when she awakens she falls for her cute intern; when she becomes pregnant Peter insists the couple marry; and Brian and Stewie buy a fixer-upper house.

BLUE HARVEST - PART 2 - 5ACX22 - 2007 - When the power goes out Peter decides to entertain the family with his version of the Star Wars saga starring Chris as a whining Luke Skywalker and Peter as an extra large but heroic Han Solo.

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Season 6

PLAY IT AGAIN BRIAN - 6ACX01 - 2007 - Brian wins a trip to Martha's Vineyard, and invites Peter and Lois along; when Peter spends the entire time getting drunk, Brian confesses his love for Lois; and he almost ruins their relationship.

BACK TO THE WOODS - 6ACX02 - 2007 - After being locked in a crate by Peter, James Woods returns to seek revenge by stealing Peter's identity and taking over as head of the Griffin household; Peter then sets out to ruin James' career.

LOVE BLACTUALLY - 6ACX03 - 2008 - When Stewie convinces Brian to go slow with his new girlfriend Carolyn, Cleveland moves in and steals her away; to get her back, Brian does his best to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife.

FORMER LIFE OF BRIAN - 6ACX04 - 2007 - Brian seeks out an old girlfriend, Tracy… and learns he has a son; when Tracy drops the wild teenager off at the Griffin's house, Brian's attitude toward parenting drives Peter and his friends crazy.

I DREAM OF JESUS - 6ACX05 - 2008 - Peter rediscovers his love for the painfully annoying song, "Surfin' Bird" which drives people around him crazy; and when Peter finds Jesus in a record store, he's determined to be his new best friend.

LONG JOHN PETER - 6ACX06 - 2007 - It's a pirate life for Peter when he gets a parrot, but after terrorizing the neighbors he accidentally kills his beloved pet; and when Chris goes with Brian to the vet, he falls for a lovely intern.

BABY NOT ON BOARD - 6ACX07 - 2008 - When Peter gets a free gas card, the family decides to hit the road on vacation, but they accidentally leave Stewie behind; home alone, Stewie soon runs out of food and diapers, and is forced to take a job.

ROAD TO GERMANY - 6ACX08 - 2008 - When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Stewie and Brian decide to follow him; but when they learn they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, they have to find their way back home.

MAN WITH TWO BRIANS, THE - 6ACX09 - 2008 - When Brian hurts his back saving Peter, Peter thinks Brian's getting too old, and brings another dog - named New Brian - into the family; and when everyone falls in love with the new pet, Brian leaves home.

TALES OF A THIRD GRADE NOTHING - 6ACX10 - 2008 - Peter's boss sends him back to third grade to qualify for a promotion at work; and Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. struggle opening a nightclub until Stewie turns it into the coolest nightclub in Quahog.

OCEAN'S 3 1/2 - 6ACX11 - 2009 - After seven years of pregnancy, Bonnie gives birth to baby Susie, and Stewie immediately falls in love; but when Joe can't pay the massive hospital bill, Peter and the boys plan to rob Mr. Pewterschmidt.

FAMILY GAY - 6ACX12 - 2009 - To pay off a massive debt, Peter participates in a medical experiment, allowing himself to be injected with the "gay" gene; and this change in lifestyle leads him to find a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.

JUICE IS LOOSE, THE - 6ACX13 - 2009 - Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

FOX-Y LADY - 6ACX14 - 2009 - Lois lands a job as a Fox TV news reporter; her first assignment is an expose on a well-known liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a famous conservative radio host, she may get fired.

THREE KINGS - 6ACX15 - 2009 - When Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family plus Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire in three of King’s most famous stories: Stand By Me, Misery, and The Shawshank Redemption.

EPISODE 420 - 6ACX16 - 2009 - After Brian is thrown in jail for drug possession, he decides to launch a campaign to have marijuana legalized; when Mayor West finally passes the law, the entire town of Quahog literally goes to pot.

NOT ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN - 6ACX17 - 2009 - After a frustrating day at the annual Quahog Star Trek convention, Stewie builds a transporter and beams the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation into his room for a fun-filled day in Quahog.

STEW-ROIDS - 6ACX18 - 2009 - When a baby girl beats Stewie in a fight, Peter takes him to a gym and injects him with steroids to pump him up; and the school’s most popular girl decides to turn Chris into one of the cool kids.

WE LOVE YOU CONRAD - 6ACX19 - 2009 - Brian turns to the bottle when he discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married; after a night of drinking he wakes up in bed next to Lauren Conrad of The Hills, who just might be his soulmate.

PETER'S PROGRESS - 6ACX20 - 2009 - Peter learns from a psychic that in a previous life he was the founder of Quahog; as our story unfolds, King Stewart exiles Griffin Peterson to America, where he establishes the new colony of Quahog.

SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING DARK SIDE PT 1 - 6ACX21 - 2010 - During a power outage, Peter entertains the family with his homage to the Star Wars saga and a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back; everybody plays a part in the big season finale of FAMILY GUY.

SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING DARK SIDE PT 2 - 6ACX22 - 2010 - During a power outage, Peter entertains the family with his homage to the Star Wars saga and a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back; everybody plays a part in the big season finale of FAMILY GUY. 

CLIP EPISODE (100TH EPISODE) - 6ACX45 - 2008 - Creator Seth MacFarlane hosts a look at some of the funniest moments and musical numbers from the first 100 episodes of the show; and real people give their thoughts on the show, and they’re not good.

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Season 7

FAMILY GOY - 7ACX01 - 2009 - A medical test reveals that a lump on Lois’ breast is benign, but also reveals that she’s Jewish; and Peter embraces the family’s new religion until he’s visited by the ghost of his father, and changes his tune.

BRIAN'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG - 7ACX02 - 2009 - When Brian falls in love with a much older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, and things go from bad to worst when she breaks a hip and he is forced to become her live-in errand boy.

SPIES REMINISCENT OF US - 7ACX03 - 2009 - Stewie and Brian are suspicious when Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase move into Cleveland’s old house; learning they are spies with dossiers on everyone in Quahog, they follow them on a mission to Russia.

QUAGMIRE'S BABY - 7ACX04 - 2009 - When Quagmire finds a baby on his doorstep, and learns it’s his, he has to face the challenge of fatherhood; and Stewie makes a sweet, simpleminded clone of himself, so Brian decides he wants one too.

HANNAH BANANA - 7ACX05 - 2009 - Brian helps Stewie get tickets to his favorite teen pop star’s concert, only to learn she has a dark secret; and Chris tries to prove to his family that an evil monkey really does live in his closet.

SLIDERS - 7ACX06 - 2009 - With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes; including a post-apocalyptic world, and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

DOG GONE - 7ACX07 - 2009 - When Brian accidentally kills a neighborhood dog, he is shocked that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that every dog’s life has value; and Lois hires a maid who refuses to listen to Peter.

JEROME IS THE NEW BLACK - 7ACX08 - 2009 - While looking for a new black friend to fill the void left by Cleveland, Peter and the guys meet Jerome, but things take a turn for the worse when Peter learns that Jerome and Lois were once more than friends.

BIG MAN ON HIPPOCAMPUS - 7ACX09 - 2010 - While appearing on Family Feud, Peter gets amnesia and forgets everything, including his family; when he discovers the joy of sex, he decides to live a wild bachelor life, and Lois and the kids move out.

BUSINESS GUY - 7ACX11 - 2009 - After a bachelor party, Peter’s father-in-law slips into a coma, and Lois is given control of Pewterschmidt Industries; when Peter convinces her to let him run the company, the results are disastrous.

DIAL MEG FOR MURDER - 7ACX12 - 2010 - Peter gets more than he bargained for when he tries out for the rodeo; and when Meg’s prison pen-pal breaks out, she gets sent to jail for aiding him, and the experience turns her into a hardcore criminal.

BRIAN GRIFFIN'S HOUSE OF PAYNE - 7ACX13 - 2010 - When Brian pitches his pilot script to network executives they love it… but insist on a few “minor” changes; and Chris and Meg seriously injure Stewie, but attempt to cover it up with Peter’s help.

EXTRA LARGE MEDIUM - 7ACX14 - 2010 - Stewie and Chris get lost in the woods, so Lois consults a psychic; when her predictions come true, Lois becomes obsessed; Peter believes he’s also a super psychic; and Chris falls for a girl at school.

GO, STEWIE, GO - 7ACX15 - 2010 - When Stewie tries to audition for his favorite show, “Jolly Farm,” he finds they are only auditioning little girls… so he creates an alter ego, dressing up a la Tootsie; and Meg dates a normal guy.

PETER-ASSMENT - 7ACX16 - 2010 - When Peter films Richard Dreyfuss at Stewie’s pre-school musical, he thinks he’s a famous paparazzi, but later a new look attracts the attention of his boss Angela, who begins to sexually harass him.

SPLENDID SOURCE, THE - 7ACX17 - 2010 - Peter, Quagmire, and Joe search for the source of all the world’s dirty jokes; their journey leads them to Virginia, where they are reunited with their old buddy Cleveland, and meet his new family.

APRIL IN QUAHOG - 7ACX18 - 2010 - When the local news announces that Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog runs amuck trying to live out their last day… including Peter, who has some odd last wishes.

QUAGMIRE'S DAD - 7ACX19 - 2010 - Quagmire gets the surprise of his life when his father starts to go through the change of his life; and Brian has no idea that Quagmire’s dad will ultimately affect him... in the worst way possible.

BRIAN AND STEWIE (150TH EP MILESTONE EVENT) - 7ACX20 - 2010 - In a special, one-hour, 150th-episode event set in real time, Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault, where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level until the time-lock opens.

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Season 8 (INTERNATIONAL ONLY)

AND THEN THERE WERE FEWER PT 1 - 8ACX01 - 2010 - When the Griffins and other residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, the evening turns into a real murder mystery when guests end up dead, and everyone scrambles to figure out who done it.

AND THEN THERE WERE FEWER PT 2 - 8ACX02 - 2010 - The finger of blame for the murders continues to point at different people, as even more of the group turn up dead.

EXCELLENCE IN BROADCASTING - 8ACX03 - 2010 - When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh (guest-voicing as himself) is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind; but when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.

WELCOME BACK CARTER - 8ACX04 - 2010 - After Peter catches Lois' dad Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret; when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

BABY YOU KNOCK ME OUT - 8ACX05 - 2010 - When Peter receives tickets to a boxing match as a birthday gift, he volunteers Lois to compete; to everyone’s surprise, Lois dominates in the ring, and Peter decides to become her fight promoter; her frustration with Peter turns into motivation in the ring as the housewife turns champion.

HALLOWEEN ON SPOONER STREET - 8ACX06 - 2010 - Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends, and neighbors; and while Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high-school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.

BRIAN WRITES A BESTSELLER - 8ACX07 - 2010 - Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel… until Stewie becomes his manager, and one of his books hits the bestseller list; when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.

ROAD TO THE NORTH POLE PT 1 - 8ACX08 - 2010 - Stewie's favorite thing after his teddy bear Rupert, is Christmas; when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas; Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brushoff from Santa; as a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson.

ROAD TO THE NORTH POLE PT 2 - 8ACX09 - 2010 - Brian and Stewie reach the North Pole, where they discover the terrible toll Christmas has taken on Santa, who is not well at all; they resolve to deliver the presents for him this year... with disastrous results.

NEW KIDNEY IN TOWN - 8ACX10 - 2011 - After years of drinking with the guys, Peter's love of the sauce has finally caught up with him and he needs a kidney transplant. Brian offers him one of his, but will a canine kidney be compatible? Meanwhile, Meg and Chris collaborate on a poem to celebrate a very important visitor.

HAND THAT ROCKS THE WHEELCHAIR, THE - 8ACX11 - 2011 - When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes a little too involved and starts freaking everyone out – especially Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's losing his edge as the toughest baby on the block, so he hooks himself up to a machine that is supposed to make him more evil than ever before.

AND I'M JOYCE KINNEY - 8ACX12 - 2011 - Lois becomes friends with Joyce Kinney, the new local news anchor, and Joyce convinces Lois to let her do a story on her as the model American housewife. The television story makes Lois look terrible, and Joyce is unapologetic, leaving Lois no choice but to right a wrong.

FRIENDS OF PETER G - 8ACX13 - 2011 - After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without "Mr. Booze" in his bloodstream.

GERMAN GUY - 8ACX14 - 2011 - On the search to find a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old friend of Herbert's. Despite Herbert's warnings, Chris and Franz remain friends until Franz's checkered past is suddenly revealed.

TRADING PLACES - 8ACX17 - 2011 - Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house. While things start off well, it's not long until the stress of running a household and being the sole breadwinner break down Chris and Meg.